We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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