girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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