im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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