I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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