I have demons in me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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