omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
how does that bad decision feel?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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