can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
