I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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