is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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