Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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