no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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