He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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