Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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