She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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