you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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