Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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