we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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