'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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