Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
