What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
