We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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