Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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