i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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