god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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