i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
How external is "for external use only"?
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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