I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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