I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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