I'm sorry my penis didn't work
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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