I seem to have left my pride at pride
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
