The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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