My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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