i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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