a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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