Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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