I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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