hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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