my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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