I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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