I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Randomize
