I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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