# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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