WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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