dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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