i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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