He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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