He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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