My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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