What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
