you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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