I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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