They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
