Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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