think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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