there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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